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Subaru lovers everywhere wince.
ems wrote in metaquotes
slammerkinbabe has some trouble with the urban soundscape, including the infamous Ring-a-ling, a regular in her journal:

It is 1 am. Here is what I have been hearing outside my window for the last half hour:

RING-A-LING, VERY VERY LOUDLY: "...so my roommates are like TOTAL ALCOHOLICS and they get drunk like ALL THE TIME, and I don't mind so much I mean like because I get drunk sometimes too, right? But they get drunk like ALL THE TIME, and they're REALLY LOUD and sometimes, like? They're naked. I'm not shitting you, they come home and they just STRIP in the middle of the apartment and I'm like HELLO?! Like, I don't NEED to SEE that, mkay? So then I have to get them dressed and they're all -
[SFX: In rapid succession, we hear a ::skrinch::, a ::crsh:: and a squeal of tires.]
CAR ALARM 1: WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO
CAR ALARM 2: WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH
RING-A-LING, hollering, presumably to the car alarms: Hey, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
RANDOM GUY IN OTHER APARTMENT: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!
RING-A-LING: HEY! SHUT UP YOUR FUCKING CAR!
RANDOM GUY: IT'S NOT MY FUCKING CAR!
RANDOM GUY 2: IT'S MY CAR! Hold on -
RING-A-LING: SHUT IT THE FUCK UP!
RANDOM GUY 1 OR 2: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!
RING-A-LING: FUCK YOU!
CAR ALARM 1: ::falls silent::
CAR ALARM 2: WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH
RING-A-LING: FUCK!
A BUNCH OF DRUNK COLLEGE GUYS: ::are passing by::
A BUNCH OF DRUNK COLLEGE GUYS: ::start mimicking both Ring-a-ling and the car alarm::
ONE DRUNK COLLEGE GUY: WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH
ANOTHER DRUNK COLLEGE GUY: Oh my GAHD, like shut the fuck UP!
YET ANOTHER DRUNK COLLEGE GUY, whom I eventually concluded was laughing: Eh-HOOH! Eh-HOOH! Eh-HOOH HOOH HOOH HOOH
STILL ANOTHER DRUNK COLLEGE GUY: Ah, man, I don't feel so -
DRUNK COLLEGE GUY #764: Oh, no, man, don't -
STILL ANOTHER DRUNK COLLEGE GUY: ::vomiting noises::
DRUNK COLLEGE GUY #764: Oh, man, NOT ON THE SUBARU! NOT ON THE FUCKING SUBARU, MAN!
CAR ALARM 2: WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH
YET ANOTHER DRUNK COLLEGE GUY: Eh-HOOH! Eh-HOOH! Eh-HOOH!
KYLIE: ::buries her head under the pillow and prays for the apocalypse::


I reccomend the entire Ring-a-ling series if you fancy a giggle. QWP.

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::buries her head under the pillow and prays for the apocalypse::

Yup, sounds like Friday nights at college, all right.

Hahahahahahaha! Those are all great. I'm so glad I don't live in the dorms anymore.

The story of how Ring-a-ling's name came about is totally hysterical. I laughed. In my dorm room. With the window open. I hope my upstairs neighbor does not starta series about laughing girl...

Then again I could retaliate with stories about Has-Sex-Loudly-With-My-RA girl...

I think I know Ring-A-Ling.

Looking at your userinfo I'm assuming you don't mean that literally, since you're not from around here, but I actually worried when this got metaquoted that she or someone she knew would see it. The intarwebs are smaller than we realize sometimes. ;)

well, a Ring-A-Ling. the freshman dorms are right across the street from a bunch of bars. they mostly get suck on lines from "you've lost that loving feeling" rather than christmas songs.

My favourite part of the comics is when chavvah says "look, if loving a man with some arachnid properties is wrong... I don't want to be right."


My mom though i was crazy, what with the laughing--I almost lost a nice chunk of ABC flan. ::pets flan::

Comics=comments. That whats I get for typing and not paying attention.

That series is priceless. It should have it's own lj.


NOT ON THE SUBARU! NOT ON THE FUCKING SUBARU, MAN!


*insert insane giggling here*

I love that everyone loves you. Wuv. Huwwah.

Loves me, or the person with the awesome grammar icon?

Both! But I meant you.

And every time you use that icon, I'm like OMG WASH.

Lawl, back atcha! Mine is completely snaggable, if you so wish, credit goes to ladytalon.

Hahahahahahaha!

This is wonderful. The first metaquote in a very long time that's had me actually cracking up to the point where my brother asks me what the hell is so funny.

slammerkinbabe manages to be this brilliant mixture of sweet, hilarious and insightful on her journal. She is teh awesome.

Hee! SPECIAL PSST TO two_grey_rooms: ems is every bit as awesome as she thinks I am. If you follow.

*blush* I liked it when it just said PSST TO
;)

*HUGS*

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