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cut for those who wish to avoid slight mocking of the Bloom


[after taking his first jump out of a tree at a young age]
"Oh, whoops, I think I broke something. Oh well. Heehee! I wanna go again!"

"No, Orlando, you just broke your spine."

"Spine? Wossat?"

"Your back. You're paralysed, boy."

"Parawhat?"

"You can't move. Stay still."

"But muuuuuuummmmm, I wanna doitagain!"

"No, Orlando. Look, I'll send you off to acting school if you stay still."

"What's that?"

"Where you can pretend to be Superman."

"Oh, okay! I like Superman! When can I start?"

"As soon as your back gets fixed."


- twelveeyes in this thread.
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