[after taking his first jump out of a tree at a young age]
"Oh, whoops, I think I broke something. Oh well. Heehee! I wanna go again!"
"No, Orlando, you just broke your spine."
"Your back. You're paralysed, boy."
"You can't move. Stay still."
"But muuuuuuummmmm, I wanna doitagain!"
"No, Orlando. Look, I'll send you off to acting school if you stay still."
"Where you can pretend to be Superman."
"Oh, okay! I like Superman! When can I start?"
"As soon as your back gets fixed."
- twelveeyes in this thread.