Ororo Munroe (ororo_munroe) wrote in metaquotes,
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X-Men

Unlocked post, QWP, in which my goofily brilliant roleplay buddies kali921 and angualupin engage in jealous catfighting over the furry blue hotness that is Hank McCoy. Original snarking occurs here, though Kali was kind enough to recap it in her own journal.

Actual textual catfight, replete with Capslock of Jealousy intact:

angualupin: Um, Hank? Could I have your blue furry babies, please?

Me: BACK OFF, WOMAN. I TOLD YOU NO THE FIRST TIME! I'M FIRST IN LINE!

angualupin: NICE TRY! I will kick your ass to the curb like Jeannie's going to with Emma once she gets back from whatever resurrection deal she's doing right now!! I will come down on you like the Shi'ar on Rachel!! I will make Cable going after Stryfe seem like a happy day with X-Force! HANK IS MINE.

Me: LISTEN, HO. Your punk ass claim is no match for my biopropelled Fists of Fury. Touch him once and I will open up a vacuum-sealed 6-methylglucoseospramine-3 canister of whup ass on you like Pockylips going postal on the X-Crew. Ya dig? Touch him and YOU DIE FASTER THAN TERTIARY CHARACTERS UNDER CHUCK AUSTEN, HARLOT!


Further crack in the comments here.
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