I HAVE some Cadbury's favourites left in my box of Cabury's favourites chocolates, but these chocolates are Turkish Delights and they are ALWAYS the last chocolates to be left there, always because they are awful, and gelatinous, and it's like eating a slug covered in chocolate.
They are sitting there laughing at me in their shiny little wrappers, mocking me because I cannot stand to eat them, yet the knowledge that there is chocolate in my presence, be it millimetres thin and surrounding a glob of gluggy vileness kills me. The fact this chocolate is uneaten is killing me.
I predict, by tomorrow afternoon I will be craving chocolate as though life will ultimately cease to exist if I do not find some, and I will think 'I wonder if the consistency of Turkish Delight has changed at all since I last tried it'. And I will eat it and be revolted, and then other one will be thrown out."
-shahani, who, I'm guessing, doesn't like Turkish Delights