First obstacle is the back staircase. It's narrow and metal and this morning, wet ('cos it rained, not 'cos I randomly hose down the metal staircase). I call it the "You're the One That I Want" staircase, 'cos you point to the ground, say, "You're the one that I want!" and then you shimmy down the stairs as they sway in the breeze. The "ooh! Ooh! Ooh!" is purely involuntary.
The whole post is excellent. Along with the rest of her journal.