Halfway to this dude's destination, I get intercepted by somebody else handing out things. He catches me by going, "Excuse me? Do you like to read?" Now.. All I can see is that this is a book and it's got a picture of the Earth and a meteor on it, so OBVIOUSLY I don't care what it's about, I want it. I told him that, yes, I do like to read, and he started asking if I was interested in reading this book he had and something about the destruction of Earth and America and what not. Out of the corner of my eye, I see that Rainforest Guy is gone, so I am liking this new guy already. I ask him if it was free, and he said "Yes, but we usually ask for donations for printing costs."
Damnit. I didn't have any cash. So I told him.
He said they accept anything, even gum.
So for the very low, low price of one stick of Wrigley's Spearmint, I am now the proud owner of a book titled Armageddon For Beginners.
You are so fucking jealous.