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Also, bleedingcherub expresses her rage at Ken Blackwell:
Dear Ken Blackwell, OH Governor candidate:
I saw your ad on TV about courageously "defending marriage" and singlehandedly getting the Marriage Amendment passed in OH. What's so courageous about siding with majority values? Unlike some, you're obviously not in danger of, say, ridicule and violence voicing your beliefs. And what the hell is with the red-tinted warning-like screen and accusatory voice discussing your opponent "siding with liberals for same-sex marriage," then showing a male-male couple on a park bench within the red tint as though they were burning in the fires of Hell? Were they feeding birds on your turf or something? WHAT IS SO BRAVE ABOUT "DEFENDING" OHIO FROM A HAPPY COUPLE AT THE PARK?