OP from the fic:
Warrick: Last night, I went to a lesbian website, and I research lesbian sex.
Nick: That's how they do it?
Warrick: Yep. After 1 minute, cum will burst out.
brings a whole new twist to the story of the little dutch boy who stuck his finger in the dike.
and now i'm embarrassed by my own pun. i'll be hiding now.
context for the lulz