Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: "I just want Iran to be nuclear-capable so my people have a clean energy source."
United Nations: "Uh-huh, and what would you do once you had nukes?"
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: "I'D KILL EVERYONE! STARTING WITH THE FUCKING JEWS! I'M GONNA BLOW ISRAEL RIGHT OFF THE MAP! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!!"
United Nations: "...Ah. Well, the UN prides itself on allowing sovereign nations the unimpeded right to massacre ethnic groups without interference from us, but we just want an assurance that you won't use nuclear weapons against races of people we like."
America: "WHAT?! Fuck that shit! Hey, Mamood! You want nukes? I got plenty with your name on 'em, motherfucker!"
As the original poster stated: "under no circumstances should this be considered politically accurate." And I don't necessarily agree with the sentiments expressed here - I just think they're hilarious either way. XD