flametails: first comment!
kernelpanicked: first reply to first comment
blossombunny: first reply of the first reply of the first comment
herekittykitty: Witty retort to first reply to first reply to first comment
_martha first comment with absolutely nothing interesting to say nor a witty retort.
orange852: First reply to first comment existing only to prove worthiness to hang out with the cool kids.
unnamed525: Baseless insult regarding not only you, but the entirety of your genetic predecessors for generations, ending with advice regarding how to commit suicide successfully.
(Reposted due to stupid formatting issues...wee.)