On the other hand, I want to second that vote for Queer Eye for the Straight Christmas. The 40-foot spruce near the fire hall that sprouts colored lights every year = cool. The house a block away with Santa, carollers, reindeer, lit up candy canes, snowmen, a nutcracker, a creche, and several angels = drive out of the way to avoid.
On the other hand, perhaps they're doing what they can to put us all in the Christmas spirit, as just about the only reaction to first seeing that mess (what is your phrase for it, Merle?) is a hushed "Oh... my... God..."