Me: Dad and I are going to do tree and lights Friday. You guys getting a tree?
Brother: we already have one
Brother: it's super sweet\
Brother: I put the lights on it monday
Brother: and made a paper angel with detatchable head
Me: I look forward to seeing it, thn
Me: why detachable?
Brother: for easy cleaning
Me: and why does the angel head need to be cleaned?
Me: ::dare I ask::
Brother: not so much the head, more the neck
Me: this just keeps getting better and better
Me: the angel's neck gets dirty from time to time?
Brother: we try to clean it once a day
Brother: at least that's what the doctor recommends
Brother: but you know, it's like flossing
Me: good grief
Me: you know, you slip into "surreal" very smoothly