For a minute I thought it was like those times when someone asks you to move something, but you're not quite which muscle is supposed to be moving. Like people who don't know how to do push-ups, and they end up wriggling their ass in the air instead. At least, that's what I thought was happening.
Me: "Hey right foot, wriggle." RF: "Look at me, I'm wild and crazy!!!" Me: "Okay. Now the left foot." LF: "Uh." Me: "Left foot?" LF: "Er." Me: "Hello?" LF: "No hablo ingles."