It all suddenly starts to make sense to marnanel:
(11:05:52) marnanel: every time I get an LJ comment notification, tbird says "I think this is an email scam!"
(11:06:03) marnanel: Maybe it knows something I don't
(11:07:02) marnanel: Dear beloved, I am BRAD FITZPATRICK, late owner of DANGA.COM before the coup d'etat by SIX APART INCORPORATED. I have in my possession several PERMANENT ACCOUNTS which I wish to smuggle out of the country...