Rosencrantz (crantz) wrote in metaquotes,
Rosencrantz
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there is deep childhood trauma involving the nutella, that is all you really need to know. also, nutella ad campaign, wtf? it is not healthy. it is chocolate. sure, it gives your kids energy, but it's the hyper energy that comes from too much sugar and which leads to the eventual crash which renders them semi-comatose and suicidal and hatching plans that involve you, their loving parents, and seven or eight tons of concrete and the words "you always loved bobby better!". i don't know how you ad people sleep at night. you disgust me.


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