she mentioned something about her brakes being warped, and i was stupid enough to ask her about the last time they were serviced. she said (and i'm not making this up, people)," the last time i had my brakes done, they told me they put on permanent brake pads and stuff."
mom, are you smoking crack? i swear, she's a mechanic's wet dream. permanent brake pads? right, because jesus's blood was shed on calvary's cross so that our brakes may be saved from eternal wear and tear. i must not have seen that verse in the bible. my bad.
QWP. The whole post is rather funny as well, and may be found here