Yes, I Have One (supremegoddess1) wrote in metaquotes,
Yes, I Have One
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stagger_lee77 has a conversation with her uber-religious mother about her mother's car:

she mentioned something about her brakes being warped, and i was stupid enough to ask her about the last time they were serviced. she said (and i'm not making this up, people)," the last time i had my brakes done, they told me they put on permanent brake pads and stuff."

mom, are you smoking crack? i swear, she's a mechanic's wet dream. permanent brake pads? right, because jesus's blood was shed on calvary's cross so that our brakes may be saved from eternal wear and tear. i must not have seen that verse in the bible. my bad.


QWP. The whole post is rather funny as well, and may be found here
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