GNC - Guy Needs a Calendar
ME - pixxiyestyx
GNC-I ordered this over six months ago! WHERE IS MY ORDER!?!
ME-Well, sir, I'm showing that that order was shipped on March eleventh, so it should be on it's way to you.
GNC-I ORDERED THAT IN MARCH! WHERE IS IT?
GNC-You say March eleventh. You should be replacing that order by now, that was months ago.
ME-Sir, today is March fourteenth.
GNC-NO! It's SEP... Oh, my god. It's March.