If you start singing "No Children" by the Mountain Goats when you first get the
FUSER IS WARMING UP
COPIER WILL BE READY IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES
message, you will find yourself crooning, "I hope you die, I hope we both die" to the copier as the first ToC of the day goes through.
In related news: still adjusting to the job.
It’s the last line that nails it for me.