The Purloined Kitten (loves_bitch) wrote in metaquotes,
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rashaka finds out that her new voicemail turns out some intresting replies:

Subject: Dude, everyone watches House!

My new voicemail: S*** W*** is unavailable right now. S*** W*** would like to get back to you, but as the great philosopher Jagger once said, we can't always get what we want. Leave a message after the tone, que sera sera.

Voicemail message this afternoon: Hello S***. A great philosopher also said "An unexamined life is not worth living." This is Officer B****Something from the LAPD recruitment office following up on your processing. Give me a call back at *******.


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