What kind of almighty God is thwarted from his drive to save kids by fucking -medicine-?
GOD/ALLAH/YAHWEH: Oh, crap! Lucifer is throwing Hell week inside a virgin gal's noggin'! Time to get my savior mojo working and...hmm, what's this? She's on Nyquil! Damn, that's no good. Nobody can't say I didn't try, though....Hey, Lost is on!
The whole review is great.