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Calcifer
kickthehobbit wrote in metaquotes
puredeadthingy demonstrates why she should never be bothered for cybersex here.


Why you should never PM Emma in a chatroom with this:
[Random Bloke]
hey baby i ram ac ock in ur as$
[Emma]
...
[Emma]
I explode. Kaboom. All over the floor, deary me, what a mess. You might want to clear it up before you go out putting on your robe and wizard hat.
[Random Bloke]
frigid bitch
[Emma]
Nymphomaniac.
[Random Bloke]
im a pisces

Aaah, comedy gold.


QWP, even though it's public. :)


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that's the worst i have ever heard. Not that i go listening for it. WTF?

[Emma]
Nymphomaniac.
[Random Bloke]
im a pisces


....Okay, what?

Being a pisces, I've had a lot of people assume I'm a nympho. On the other hand, a lot of people try to use that as an excuse to be a nympho. Pisces is a very sexual sign, but that's not a get out of jail free card.

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*laughs hysterically* Oh, yes, what a mess...

Aah, bloodninja. He inspires great things.

robe and wizard hat

*dies from laughter at bloodninja reference*

Bash.org reference for the win.

I think it was on albinoblacksheep.com first, actually.

I just want to know WHOSE cock is getting rammed into her ass... because he says A cock, not HIS cock. XD

Maybe his underwear fits like a glove?

Actually, recently the two terms have been abandoned as medical terms and have been grouped together under the blanket condition "hypersexuality". Although "nympho" is still used in a slang type way.

... okay, so I'll admit to looking up satyriasis on wikipedia a couple weeks ago. It was the end of a weird train of teh internets (which are like trains of thought, but with right-clicking and opening in new tabs and such.).

hehe, train of teh internets. I'm glad I'm not the only one! Thats usually my excuse for not gettin to bed until 2am XD

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