- bright glow-in-the-dark orange, so intense it can repel insects
- absolutely no natural ingredients: the foil-lined wrapper is closer to nature than the contents
- infinite shelf and table life: set one of these suckers down and even rain will try to evade it
- no artificial colours
- no artificial ingredients
- no preservatives
What? These are not "Cheetos". I do not know what they are, but the same company cannot be making them. It is like going into the Apple store, buying a Mac, coming home, opening the box, and finding a kangaroo inside. It's just wrong. "Yes, ma'am, we do make computers, but we also make kangaroos, two-litre bottles, lichen, hope, and credit cards."
Original post is seen here. And yes, it's been quoted with permission. xD