L'Lilith (kedemel) wrote in metaquotes,
L'Lilith
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Cheetos au naturel

merle_ rants about the new Cheetos:

Gaack. I have just tasted Cheetos Natural. I almost threw up.

Think about Cheetos. What comes to mind? Three things pop into my head:

  • bright glow-in-the-dark orange, so intense it can repel insects

  • absolutely no natural ingredients: the foil-lined wrapper is closer to nature than the contents

  • infinite shelf and table life: set one of these suckers down and even rain will try to evade it
So what does the "Natural" version promise?
  • no artificial colours

  • no artificial ingredients

  • no preservatives

What? These are not "Cheetos". I do not know what they are, but the same company cannot be making them. It is like going into the Apple store, buying a Mac, coming home, opening the box, and finding a kangaroo inside. It's just wrong. "Yes, ma'am, we do make computers, but we also make kangaroos, two-litre bottles, lichen, hope, and credit cards."

Original post is seen here. And yes, it's been quoted with permission. xD

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