JR: Well, can I send this phone in for a refund?
ME: No, you've had it for a year and a half, and besides, there's nothing wrong with it,and we can't refund the airtime
JR: Well, here's what I'll do. I'll stomp on my phone, then cut it up and mail the box of pieces to the warehouse and see what they can do with that.
ME: um...... that's your choice I guess