Admiral Steveface (pandoras_closet) wrote in metaquotes,
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Names on Tags

seraphimcloud is packing for a missionary trip to Thailand and decides that she needs a name tag.

How do you know there's a Mormon on your street? Because normally, people don't feel like taking leisurly walks in your neighborhoods in shirts and ties. And NAMETAGS. Man, I love those nametags. I gotta get me a Baptist nametag, like with vital stats on the back. NAME: Mel ETHNICITY: Austrailian and unoffensive to Muslims RELIGION: Liberal mainstream Protestant ... Likes dogs, coffee, dark beer, friendly toward other denominations including Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses, especially responsive and resonant to drunks, homosexuals and sluts. Less useful to violent felons, crack addicts and people who lick toads. If found please return to upstate SC, USA, where her Austrailian family, which is not known to offend anyone associated with Islam nearly as much as Americans, knows to retrieve her. Biblical comprehension 44%, Moral consistency 38%, Likelihood to Fail At Asian Missions and Take Up Professional Geishaing: 59%
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