2) In addition to this, I may consider myself Samuel Taylor Coleridge
3) I'm also 'Mostly Evil'
4) However, I do have an Artistic Soul
5) My Inner Child is one year old.
6) But this certainly won't stop me from starring in Amateur Porn
7) ... In which I shall be portraying Transgender Barbie
8) Although it doesn't explain why I'm going to die of cancer
Damn... I never knew I was so screwed up!