No cuts for you!!
ginsu rhapsodizes about all of the items available for your pleasure (except condoms, apparently...) at Fry's (which is a large commercial establishment in the Austin Texas environs. Who knew???
Enjoy the earworm, kiddies.
Lamps you can clamp on your bed for night reading
Radar detectors enable your speeding
Fantasy games packed with Dark Elven sluts
Vise grips for squeezing your editor's nuts
Diodes and iPods and routers simplistic
Microsoft Office -- if you're masochistic --
Bluetooth devices, for links without strings...
These are a few of my favorite things.