On Sunday, I had to cut out a bunch of religious pictures to get 'Living the Faith Hours' (you're required to get so many a year at our school). God, but they were hilarious. >DDD Jesus is totally flirting with Peter in one of them. He's all, ":D" and Peter's like "*blush*", and Jesus is about to take his hand. Then there are some random men in the background who are all, ":OOOO", and one woman with a look that is totally, ":333"
Fact of Life: Women have always been slash fans. Always.
Yes, Peter, you are a rock...in more ways than one.
ComeHither!Jesus (as I call him) can be my savior any day, as long as he brings some of his bitches (read: "disciples") and a tub of lube. Hot damn.
Another one is Homie!Jesus. He's surrounded by woman and children, and has this, "Yeah, bizatches, it's cool, it's cool" look on his face. And there's a random Roman with an afro glowering on a nearby hill.
Religious artwork for children = Quite amusing.