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You'd either explode from fandom overload or turn out like an electric shock victim...all twitching and mumbling about how it wasn't fair that Aeryn lost her soul and went bad a few hours after sleeping with Mulder, who used to date Michael but then he married Buffy and had a threesome with Scully. (Meanwhile, Nikita and Angel are somewhere in Romania killing some gypsy's oxen while John serenades the moon).