Jesus: Uh...God...I just thought it should be brought to your attention that some dumbshit down on earth is using your holy word to defend a Harry Potter ship.
God: Harry Potter?
Jesus: It's um. It's a children's book about kids who do magic and stuff.
Jesus: These people think that two people in the book should be together even though it isn't what the author said...so they're using Corinthians to uh, defend it. You know, the "love is patient" or whatever. Look, I wouldn't have even told you but Michael the Archangel is really pissed because he's all "R/Hr 4EVA" and then he said I had to tell you so you could smite the person who said it.
*snort* Well, it made me laugh, anyway...