ramlatch: Gee I wish I had a dress made of emeralds.
trishalynn: Hon, wouldn't that itch?
ramlatch: But all the girls are wearing emerald dresses this season. *huffs*
trishalynn: And if all the girls were falling into Middle-Earth and stalking the Fellowship and being half-unicorns and saving Gandalf from his death in Moria, would you do that, too?
ramlatch: And I'd have green eyes with purple flecks that changed to gold when I got mad and would secretly be the love-child of Theoden and uh, Galadriel, yeah. And like, Boromir would fall in love with me and my love would save him from wanting to steal the One Ring. *solemn nod*
trishalynn: *sighs* You're hopeless child. ^_^ Fine. Go fling yourself into fangirldom. See if I care. Just don't come crying to us when you're writing bad slash fics about Haldir, calling him the Guardian of Lorien and making him cry copiously over your long silvery hair that shines with an inner beauty.
-- spotted in apartment412