Bad thing: Typing away merrily, when you suddenly get that being-watched feeling...
Good thing: It's your boyfriend, busy raiding your wardrobe, right?
Bad thing: No, it's the giant fucking huntsman on your bedroom floor.
Good thing: Having someone there to scoop it up in a mug!
Bad thing: It won't fit in the mug.
Good thing: An intense ninja showdown occurs!
Bad thing: Spider does a somersault and legs it down the hallway.
Good thing: I don't know if any of you have had the chance to watch a guy in a skirt hurtling himself bodily around the floor like a one-man swat team and wielding a teacup like a deadly weapon, but it can only ever be classified as a good thing.
Bad thing: The bonds forged in battle are deep indeed, far beyond the reasoning of women.
Good thing: Capture finally ensues...
Bad thing: ..."But he put up such a good fight, I don't want to let him go."
Good thing: Someone with snakes in her bedroom cannot help but be open to other peoples' choice in pets.
Bad thing: Lying awake all night and listening to the tiny thudthudthudthud of footsteps coming from the box in the corner...