vespurtine: Wow. 20 pages. U GUYS R CRAZY LOL. And my computer is possessed -- it keeps selecting text so I write over it and going back a page and stuff. Very frustrating.
...Imma go make cookies now.
vespurtine: OR I guess I could have a conversation with myself.
vespurtine: Exactly! I could. Because I haven't really spammed much.
vespurtine: Yeah, I did showcase my icons, which is a good 70+ comments, but I can do better.
vespurtine: And I could easily have a conversation with myself. I do it all the time.
vespurtine: Well, usually there's another person there.
vespurtine: So I at least have the ILLUSION that I'm talking to someone.
vespurtine: When really I'm just talking AT them.
vespurtine: (And yes, I definitely got lazy and stopped switching my icon.)
vespurtine: It's a little more difficult to pretend that you're having a conversation with someone like this.
vespurtine: Then again, I've never needed to pretend -- I can easily and happily mutter away to myself.
vespurtine: OKAY, so that moral dilemma is solved. Thanks for your input :)
vespurtine: You're very welcome.
vespurtine: So, what's your stance on dark versus milk chocolate?
vespurtine: Milk chocolate, definitely.
vespurtine: Are you serious? Like, really?
vespurtine: ...what's wrong with milk chocolate? D:
vespurtine: It's obviously far inferior to dark chocolate.
vespurtine: I'm really going to have to disagree -- I mean, dark chocolate is good and all, but it's just too rich.
vespurtine: What, just because you're a wimp and can't handle it?
vespurtine: Excuse me? Just because I don't like dark chocolate, I'm a wimp? That's a pretty big leap, don't you think?
vespurtine: No. It's perfectly logical. You're a wimp, and you spend most night crying for your mommy.
vespurtine: Right. Whatever. You're a cocky brat that is probably STALKING ME, if you claim to know what I do at night. Which isn't crying for my mommy.
vespurtine: No, it's prostitution.
vespurtine: Not really.
vespurtine: Don't make me come over there. I'll kick your ass, for serious.
vespurtine: Now now. Let me be the voice of reason here and say that you should probably stop arguing like that -- you're going to start wank. With yourself. People will think you're crazy.
vespurtine: If they've managed to make it this far into the thread, they probably already suspect that.
vespurtine: Yeah, STFU, n00b.
vespurtine: Well sorry for trying to be the only intelligent one in this madness.
vespurtine: Well maybe you weren't welcome?
vespurtine: Screw you!
vespurtine: Screw you first!
vespurtine: Ha ha, morons.
vespurtine: I'm leaving. You're just stupid, I don't want to be brought down to your level.
vespurtine: Fine by me.
vespurtine: So, anyway. Sesshoumaru is SO hotter than Inuyasha.
vespurtine: leik OMG shut up, ur jus stupid and u don't kno what ur talking about inu-chan 4 eva we're lovers he's mine BACK OFF, BITCH.
vespurtine: whatever. everyone knows sesshy-poo could beat up inu-shitfaceturd any day.
vespurtine: I'LL GET MY FRIENDS. WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
vespurtine: OF COURSE YOU DO. YOU'RE THE SAME PERSON.
vespurtine: ssssshhh. I'm like ninja. no one knows.
vespurtine: I know.
vespurtine: shut up. u think that sessh is better than inu, so ur obviously the stoopidest stoopid that ever did stoopid. srsly. they'll flunk you outta school for saying such stoopid things.
vespurtine: well you're the assiest ass that ever did ass.
vespurtine: ooooh, good comeback. did your mommy help you with that one?
vespurtine: no, she hates it when I swear.
vespurtine: ha ha, momma's boy.
vespurtine: YOU KNOW VERY WELL I'M A GIRL.
vespurtine: O rly?
vespurtine: If I'm a boy, that makes you a boy.
vespurtine: ...curse your logic!
vespurtine: what? someone had to do it.
vespurtine: you're on drugs.
vespurtine: yah, your pimp gave them to me.
vespurtine: let it go, I'm not a prostitute.
vespurtine: O rly?
vespurtine: well, if I'm a prostitute, that makes you...
vespurtine: ...curses, foiled by my own logic.
vespurtine: HA HA, LOSER.
vespurtine: I WON'T ARGUE WITH THAT.
vespurtine: Oh good. We agree.
vespurtine: Yes. Kikyou is better than Kagome. Agreed.
vespurtine: ...Imma cut you.
vespurtine: BRING IT. I can take you any day! You're just jealous!
vespurtine: How am I jealous? That doesn't even make sense.
vespurtine: No, but fandom uses that excuse all the time. therefore I am enabled.
vespurtine: riiiiiiight. so, because fandom uses TEH STOOPID all the time, you're enabled for that, too?
vespurtine: sure, why not?
vespurtine: that's just stupid.
vespurtine: exactly! SUCCESS.
vespurtine: so only stupid people think Sessh is better than Inu, Kikyou is better than Kagome, and dark chocolate is better than milk chocolate.
vespurtine: BUGGER OFF, TROLL.
vespurtine: hey, your words, not mine.
vespurtine: you're just desperate for attention. lj drama queen!
vespurtine: yes, I'm so desperate, I'm starting wank with myself.
vespurtine: good. acceptance is the first step. I'm glad you've come to terms with your issues.
vespurtine: ...honestly, I could do this for another couple of hours, but I have to go to class.
vespurtine: me too.
vespurtine: NO REALLY.
vespurtine: YES REALLY.
vespurtine: so we'll have to agree to disagree, just like the rest of the interweb, which is mature, polite, and respectful.
Okay then. Agreed.