V (vvvexation) wrote in metaquotes,
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Bouncing Babies

i hear stories about people who leave things on the roofs of cars--coffee, briefcases, babies...and these stories rarely end happy. any family anecdote that includes the phrase, "junior bounced like a rubber check" is unlikely to warm the burly cockles of anybody's heart, especially here around the holidays. in my experience, people want Santa and Jimmy Stewart this time of year--not babies with asphalt up their noses.

--cmpriest
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