I bought GARNIER FRUCTIS shampoo and so far I have not developed a dimunitive frame and no hot model friends have materialized, and I am not in a silver pod in the desert, and there sure as hell isn't any Diamonds and Guns blasting through the walls.
Also I bought ultra thin condoms and a box of tampons at the same time. Must have thrown the cashier for an unpleasant loop. People in Sacramento really are fazed by such things. We have very vivid imaginations here.