Ambrosia (roseneko) wrote in metaquotes,
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I found this place a while back, and managed to last a week before I had to post something...

We have a chronically clogging drain at work. Apparently the sink fixture is strong enough to use a plunger - and plunge we did. About twenty seconds after I started, particles began coming up out of the drain... within a minute there was an uppouring of black water. Not sewage. Not grey water. Black. Evil. I-Am-Satan's-Upchuck black. I-am-the-rotting-corpse-of-an-Elder-God's-gay-lover black. ...The drain is still clogged.--errant_variable
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