Chris (i_nightblade) wrote in metaquotes,

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I don't mind spending everyday/Out on your corner in the pouring rain.

sushi is looking for love in all the wrong places.

Dear Maroon 5,

I have been very faithful to you, my dear friend. I have looked, and looked, and looked for a girl with a broken smile, but as of yet, I have not come across any girls with a broken jaw or missing teeth. Actually, could you clarify what you mean by 'broken smile?' You see, I'm looking for a physical attribute. Perhaps you are referring to a girl with a half-hearted smile? If you are, then you really should choose your words more carefully! You have had me looking for girls with deformed mouths! Goodness! I could have been looking for the wrong girl for this entire time!

I did, however, once meet a girl with a few missing teeth. So I asked her if she wanted to "stay a while," to which she gave me a rather nasty look. I think she thought I was coming on to her. But I was only doing what you told me to do! But she ran away, and I was left there standing alone. As I watched her retreating back, I could only yell after her: "Hey! You will be loved!"

At this point, she ran to her friends, and then they all proceeded to whisper and glance in my direction. Is this is what is supposed to happen? I'm still very confused about why you would want me to find a girl wih a broken smile. And really, if the girl you want me to find is anything like the girl with the missing teeth... I can't imagine them ever being loved!

Sincerely Yours,
Kira Okamoto

P.S. You also tell me to tap on your window, and knock on your door, but you never told me where you live. So I've been tapping on every window I ever happen upon, and knocking on every door I see in hopes that one day the window I tapped and the door I knocked will be yours. Please tell me which is your house. This will make all the tappin' and the knockin' a lot easier.

Quoted with permission, of course.
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