Of course, this is Dr Phil, and it's a trainwreck waiting to happen.
Over on polyamory, doctor_samuel has the following to say:
Mr. Forehead, It gives me great joy to introduce you to Miss Desk. May the fruit of your union result in massive enough head trauma to block this idea out of my consciousness. Mazeltov!
I'm sure many of us can share the same sentiment for a LOT of different things.