¤ And A Know-It-All Grin ¤ (kielle) wrote in metaquotes,
¤ And A Know-It-All Grin ¤

brouhaha: We feel bad for you. Your torment is so obvious that it pains us. Admit it, Neo. You need to get some right now! are pining away for companionship.

mist3r_4nd3rs0n: how exactly do you woo smith ....

brouhaha: I've never seemed to get very far with it, so I doubt I'm the right person to be asking. You could buy him a cell phone and then call him on it -- that worked for Morpheus, apparently. Think about how you wooed Trinity -- namely, you died, then she confessed she had the hots for you.
You always have your knees. And in the end, it's all about spontaneity. ;) Just make sure to punctuate your love-filled speeches with lots of talk about purpose. He'll love you for that.


mist3r_4nd3rs0n: i think if i talk about inevitability he'll get a woody.

brouhaha: Yeah, that's a good one too. Hey, if you ever *do* figure out the secret of how to get Smith in bed...want to share?

mist3r_4nd3rs0n: *reads up on his Descartes*
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