Sir Squishington of Westminster (palmer_kun) wrote in metaquotes,
Sir Squishington of Westminster
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Q: How did you get impaled through the neck six times, scott_lynch?

A: When Kitten jumps on Human's lap, it is because Kitten is exercising her immutable right to tap the keyboard until Human's manuscript is reformatted into Mandarin Chinese.

Although it may be cute to make Kitten appear to dance vigorously to DJ Tiesto, Kitten does not appreciate primate music and thus she slices like a ninja, cuts like a razor blade, so fast-- other DJs say "damn."
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