Ranting about people who honk their horns incessently in traffic jams
Oh gee, I'm so sorry mister. I didn't realize that you actually wanted to get somewhere. And here we all are, being rude, just hanging out in the road, blocking your way. You should have said something sooner. Of course, we will all just move aside so that you can get through. We were just sitting here for fun anyways.
Public post, but QWP anyways.