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Fun with vocabulary!
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darksparkles wrote in metaquotes
thepieandi (in this unlocked post, quoted with permission) is tryin' to get some new words to catch on...

I implore everyone to start using the following phrases in everyday conversation (or whenver it comes up):

"Sceneybopper"
Noun, a young, insipid, myspace using teenager, who is wont to really enjoy Death Cab, Hot Hot Heat, and My Chemical Romance, and probably wears big sunglasses; I went into the record shop, and a bunch of sceneyboppers were there!

"Remaster-bate"
Verb, to repeatedly and unnecessarily remaster or reedit an old work (usually a movie or album), either out of sheer self-indulgence or the desire for money; George Lucas has become well known as remaster-bating all over his classic Star Wars trilogy.

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George Lucas has become well known as remaster-bating all over his classic Star Wars trilogy.

He's turned my gateway fandom into cinematic bukkake. *sniffles, clutches her VHS original Original Trilogy*

Well, to be perfectly fair, the Star Wars movies *are* George Lucas's creation, I think if anyone's entitled to mess with them for self-indulgence/desire for money, it'd be him.

Hell, as a capitalist society, we should be ASHAMED of all those OTHER movie directors who AREN'T remastering their old movies for profit! :*D

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Dude, those damn sceneyboppers are fucking everywhere. Thank god we now have a word for them!

* woah. I realise this sounds as though they are copulating in many places, but really I used "fucking" as an adjective there. Curses.

Though sadly, they are copulating in many places. And, in some cases, creating more of themselves! *gag*

"Sceneybopper"
Noun, a young, insipid, myspace using teenager, who is wont to really enjoy Death Cab, Hot Hot Heat, and My Chemical Romance, and probably wears big sunglasses; I went into the record shop, and a bunch of sceneyboppers were there!

*dies from laughing*

Brilliant. More, please.

HAhah. Remasterbate. Sadly, I've been thinking of doing that to some of my old fanfic.

Me too. But that's because my old fanfic was utter crap. ^^;;;;

my favourite will always be "prostitot" - children 12 and under dressing lie Paris Hilton and her ilk, along with the Bratz Dollz.

Sadly, I've dealt with more of those than I want to think of. *wonders about the parents* Seriously, can't you just toss the belly shirts and low-low-looooooow-riders out whilst doing the whelp's laundry? And then buy them a few muu-muus, just for good measure. It doesn't sound that hard to me!

Or rip them on the sly, and then claim that "washing machines tend to do that with this kind of clothing". And then teach them the long-term value of sturdy, sensible clothes that happen to cover more than 20% of the body.

Along those same lines, I've also always liked "sorostitute."

*silently dies of laughter in school library* oh, I am so using these. I've just been calling them "fucking annoying emo whelps".

These need to be up on Urban Dictionary.

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