Circéus (six_crazy_guys) wrote in metaquotes,
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Bush drinking game

lionessfreedom puts forward the State of the Union speech drinking game:



1/2 shot every time he says the word "terrorist", "terrorism", or mentions "war on terror"

1 shot for every ten minutes that he talks about Social Security

1/2 shot for every natural disaster that he mentions

1/2 shot for every time he mentions 9/11

1 shot for every time he mentions 'Space terrorism'

1/2 shot for every time he mentions the sanctity of marriage

2 shots every time he mispronounces a word

2 shots every time he makes up a word

1 shot every time he mentions 'our children and grandchildren'

1/2 shot for the words 'judicial activism'

1 shot for bringing up invasion of privacy, and 1/2 for each bullshit reason he comes up with to defend it

1/2 shot and then a really angry letter if he says anything about invading Iran.

1/2 half shot for every use of the word 'victory'

Drink everything in sight if he says anything as silly as, "You took an oath to defend our flag and our freedom, and you kept that oath underseas [sic] and under fire."

Drink everything in sight if anyone stands up and boos

Drink everything in sight if they pan the camera to someone who is asleep
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