i_am_lane : Just a quick question -- how do you know that Scripture is the final authority?
99catsaway : BECAUSE IT IS. NEXT QUESTION PLEASE.
i_am_lane: OMG HOW CAN U KWESTHUN GOD? HE TOTALLY SAVED ME FROM DROWNING WHEN I WASL IKE 6!!! I CRIED OUT LORD SAVE ME!!111 AND HE WAS ALL ONLY IF JESUS IS IN YOUR HEART! SO I OPENED UP MY HEART AND LET JESUS IN AND THEN GOD CARRIED ME TO LAND AND TOTALLY GAV EME MOUTH 2 MOUTH. I THINK HE SLIPPED A LITTLE TONGUE IN, BUT IT'S OK, BECAUSE GOD IS INSIDE ME ALL THE TIME NOW!!!!11!
beyondbabylon: That's the best thing I've ever read in my life!!! There should be a screaming with laughter acronym.... because I am. SWL? Doesn't that already stand for something?
i_am_lane: Single white leper? Seeks mate for mutual fun and sloughing?
Found here. (Caution: batshit crazy people found after the link)