Still a Beloved Cunt (99catsaway) wrote in metaquotes,
Still a Beloved Cunt
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i_am_lane : Just a quick question -- how do you know that Scripture is the final authority?

99catsaway : BECAUSE IT IS. NEXT QUESTION PLEASE.

i_am_lane: OMG HOW CAN U KWESTHUN GOD? HE TOTALLY SAVED ME FROM DROWNING WHEN I WASL IKE 6!!! I CRIED OUT LORD SAVE ME!!111 AND HE WAS ALL ONLY IF JESUS IS IN YOUR HEART! SO I OPENED UP MY HEART AND LET JESUS IN AND THEN GOD CARRIED ME TO LAND AND TOTALLY GAV EME MOUTH 2 MOUTH. I THINK HE SLIPPED A LITTLE TONGUE IN, BUT IT'S OK, BECAUSE GOD IS INSIDE ME ALL THE TIME NOW!!!!11!

beyondbabylon: That's the best thing I've ever read in my life!!!  There should be a screaming with laughter acronym.... because I am.  SWL? Doesn't that already stand for something?

i_am_lane: Single white leper?  Seeks mate for mutual fun and sloughing?

 

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