I was able to check the fridge in the conference room . . . , and the toilet paper that we put in months ago is rotting. It is also in the company of a six-pack of beer. Right. I had no clue toilet paper in a fridge will rot. I guess it should (being biodegradable and all), but it's never occurred to me that bacteria and fungi and all those other little organisms will sprout on it and use the soft fibers that are meant to wipe someone's butt as food.
QWP, unlocked, though context is unrelated. :)