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Gandalf the Bouncer

mrpyro, here, in a discussion on the Fellowship of the Rock. Permission iz pastede on yey.
"Are you over 21?"

"Over 21? I'm a Balrog, for Melkor's sake! I was created at the beginning of time with the Valar, and was given power over fire and darkness by Morgoth Bauglir during the First Age! I think that makes me a bit over 21!"

"Do you have ID?"

"ID? Come on Gandalf, you know me."

"Sorry, but without ID you shall not pass."
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