peace_piper responds with:
Word! Why can't one have a dream about being a ninja and then suddenly taking "The Red Pill" and ending up running from some blue body painted man who looks like Tim Curry chasing you and pops up out of a toliet and you have to defeat him by finding some magic blueberries, but there's all these cobwebs everywhere and you can't find them and now there's a gold body painting man chasing you who looks like Mr. Tumnus and he throws vines at you... No one in fanfic ever dreams about *that*.
QWP, just to be safe. (I'm a newb. I don't wanna get baninated on my first try.)