Sir Derek von Lawtalker (uncut_diamond) wrote in metaquotes,
Sir Derek von Lawtalker
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http://www.livejournal.com/users/blockrockinbeat/307599.html

Swanky, newfangled cordless phone : $50.00

Monthly telephone service : $30.00

Answering said telephone using famous bits from the movies/tv and other assorted silliness : Free

Hearing a telemarketer stammer "W-w-what?!" into your ear after you answer the phone with "City Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em!" in a cheery tone : Priceless.
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