though why anyone here would need a link,I dunno.
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not hold up my line counting out ninety-eight cents in change. I DO NOT CARE if you want to get rid of all your pennies. That DOES ME NO GOOD. If it is over fifty cents, why even bother to count it out? WHY?
I see that you have your Kroger plus card. You do not need to hold it DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF MY FACE whilst I scan your items. I SEE IT THERE."
"If something is on sale, and you don't see the markdown on the screen the MINUTE I scan it--it's okay. THAT IS NOT CAUSE FOR ALARM. No need to ask me: "But I thought those cans of peas were supposed to be 5 for $5?????
THE MARKDOWNS COME AFTER I TOTAL IT." -Frostiana
The entire post is hilarious though.