+ (libbyish) wrote in metaquotes,
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Holy crap. Lions!


"No woman has the virility necessary to mate with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris allows himself to be sodomized by lions, and sloughs new Chuck Norrises 48 hours later.

Of course, this is theoretical, as the world would implode out of FEAR if there were more than one Chuck Norris."



alex_jon, context here.
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